My poor niece, bless her heart, fell in the shower recently. To add insult to injury she was subsequently violated by a bath toy. I refuse to go into further detail, knowing full well, you are capable of drawing your own mental picture if you must.
My 7 yr old son taught his 3 yr old brother to pee standing up. He failed to teach him to lift up the seat though & aiming skills need LOTS of work. Sitting in "piddle dribble" I also feel violated! Handy enough, it turns out, the Dollar Store carries sanitary wipes for just such disastrous situations. Hooray for the Dollar Store!
Our Furry-Babies (2 dogs) got groomed & all prettied up for the 1st time in about forever. They look considerably thinner without the extra hair. Too bad that same tactic doesn't work on me! We had an all points bulletin family emergency briefly yesterday when I noticed Stewie (our black lop bunny) had dug out of his exercise pin. Luckily he was munching weeds in the shade of the slide & Was easily captured. He's enjoying being relocated back to his old digs in the house.
Tonight I let Pixie & Loki (furry babies) out to do their business & startled a deer on the hilltop in our backyard. It leaped with such speed & agility that I was jealous of its graceful prowess as it disappeared over some rocks up the ridge. I'm toying with 2 theories on this. 1) It is a spy for Santa on a recon-intel. mission; or 2) it's a ninja deer on a training op. You can vote & decide!
The two recent lightening & thunder storms have been incredibly beautiful! The 1st one unfortunately caused 6 fires & power outages for about 4,900 people. The most recent one boasted such loud & close thunder that our house shook more than once. I just LOVE (!) summer rain storms though. my poor husband has been paged back to work frequently to give the computers T.L.C. & pampering for "Post-Traumatic-Storm-Disorder". Luckily, he finds many escapes to lessen his stress. He either messes with his fish tanks or amuses himself with DVDs- the most recent favorite picks of his are "Kids in the Hall" & "Danger Mouse", my lovable goofball!
Until next time Dear Readers, I wish you your own brand of goofball-escapism, delight in simple, natural beauty, like summer rain storms & piddle-dribble-free toilet seats! Be Blessed!
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